The Thick and Quick Portland Beanie - PDF Crochet Pattern


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The Thick & Quick Portland Beanie is warm, cozy and quick to crochet. The pattern provides three sizes:

Size Small - brim width 9”/height 8”, Size Medium - brim width 10”/height 9”, Size Large - brim width 11”/height 9”

Crochet hook size H/8 5mm
Heavy Worsted Weight Yarn [5] (Samples made with Alta by Cascade Yarns - 62% baby alpaca 20% nylon 18% viscose)

*Bonus Pattern* This pattern comes with a free copy of The Little Hat Flower pattern as my gift to you!

This purchase is for The Thick & Quick Portland Beanie only. It does not come with the beanies pictured here.

This pattern is copyrighted and for your personal use only. The Thick & Quick Portland Beanie may be made and given as a gift, but the pattern may not be reproduced for use by others with the singular exception of groups crocheting for charity.

Please note that this pattern is written in English using US crochet terms.

I hope you enjoy making The Thick & Quick Portland Beanie!


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